Grandad Knows Everything If He Doesn’t Know He Makes Stuff Up Really Fast

Grandad Knows Everything T-Shirt – Funny Gift for Grandad

Celebrate the legend himself with our “Grandad Knows Everything – If He Doesn’t Know, He Makes Stuff Up Really Fast” short sleeve T-shirt! 😂👕

This hilarious tee is the perfect way to show appreciation for your grandad’s quick wit and “infinite wisdom.” Whether he’s full of good advice (or creative stories), this shirt captures his personality perfectly.

Made from premium soft cotton, it’s breathable, comfortable and ideal for everyday wear. Professionally printed in the UK using fade-resistant inks, it keeps its sharp, bold look wash after wash – just like Grandad’s sense of humour.

💬 Product Details

• Funny slogan: “Grandad Knows Everything – If He Doesn’t Know, He Makes Stuff Up Really Fast”

• Soft, breathable cotton fabric

• Classic unisex fit – short sleeve, crew neck design

• Professionally printed using long-lasting inks

• Designed and printed in the UK

• Great gift for birthdays, Father’s Day, or just for laughs

🎁 Perfect For

• Birthday and Father’s Day gifts

• Funny present from grandkids or family

• Casual everyday wear

• Grandads who love a good joke

🧺 Care Instructions

• Machine wash inside out at 30°C

• Iron on reverse side only

• Do not bleach

• Do not tumble dry

📦 Order & Dispatch Information

• Made to order in the UK

• Dispatched within 24–48 hours of cleared payment

• Sent via Royal Mail 48 Tracked or courier

• Next-Day Delivery upgrade available

✨ Why You’ll Love It

Printed by Sweet Tops with care and attention to detail, this T-shirt combines comfort, humour and quality. It’s a guaranteed conversation starter and a favourite gift for the world’s funniest grandads!

👴 Because let’s be honest — Grandad always has an answer… even if he makes it up!

We have a passion to provide you with the best quality garments. We do this by continually evolving to provide you with a high-quality product by using the latest technology from colour profiling to using the latest direct to garment printing systems and software.

Processing & Delivery Times

For ‘Pre-Designed Toppers’ & ‘Create Your Own’

Once payment has cleared please allow up to 24 for us to apply your custom options and print your image. We will post your cake topper as soon as possible. You will usually receive your item within 2 working days of ordering including processing time.

The turnaround time may be subject to change based on demand. If we believe the processing time will be more than 24 hours or during annual leave, holidays or postal strikes then we will inform you. You will still be able to place you order but please be aware of this.

For Custom Designs

If we have discussed a specific design, please allow us up to 7 days to provide you with a ‘finished’ image for your approval. Although it usually is much shorter turnaround for custom designs times. Once you have approved the design we will print and ship you cake topper.

***PLEASE NOTE***

When the images are printed out onto icing sheets, the colour may not be exactly the same as the original. It tends to be a few shades different, but not usually that noticeable. We use the best software and printers along with colour profiling, our icing sheets are of the highest quality and our customers always comment on high print quality compared to other vendors they have used in the past.

It also depends on the quality of the original image. All of the images that we provide are high resolution, and you can tell the difference. If it looks low, quality, pixelated or blurred on the screen then imagine what this will look like on your cake or treats please bear this in mind if you are shopping around.

If you are sending us a photo / image then the better quality (the higher resolution) you can provide, the clearer and crisp the image will be. We are not responsible for any poor quality photos / images that are sent to us, we will do our best to charge the colours and brightness of the image to get the best print results but we are not able to make images clearer. And we do not offer refunds based simply on the fact you don’t like it because you’ve chose to a small / poor quality picture.

Delivery

United Kingdom

Standard Delivery (1st Class) FREE OF CHARGE. Please allow 1 – 2 working days for delivery – There is no tracking number provided with this service.

Registered Delivery (Royal Mail 1st Class Recorded) £2.50 Please allow 1 – 2 working days for delivery – Tracking number provided

Express Delivery (Special Delivery) £7.50 Next working day by 1pm and will require a signature upon arrival – Tracking number provided

Please note the cut off time for Special Deliveries is 2pm

World Wide

Standard Delivery £3.50 Please allow 5 – 7 working days for delivery – There is no tracking number provided

For any questions regarding processing and shipping times, please send us a message and we will get back to you as quickly as possible.

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