I Don't Need Google I know Everything

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I Don’t Need Google, I Know Everything Inspired Ladies T-Shirt – Funny Slogan Birthday Gift

Show off your sense of humour (and confidence!) with this “I Don’t Need Google, I Know Everything” Inspired Ladies T-Shirt – a soft, stylish tee that’s equal parts comfort and comedy. 😎💡

Whether you’re after a funny birthday gift, a quirky Christmas present or just a cheeky everyday outfit, this slogan T-shirt is made to make people smile. Crafted from premium soft cotton, it’s lightweight, breathable and flattering – perfect for lounging, shopping, or a well-timed witty remark with friends.

Professionally printed in the UK using high-quality, fade-resistant inks, this tee keeps its vibrant look wash after wash, ensuring it stays as funny as the day it arrived.

💬 Product Details

  • Funny slogan: “I Don’t Need Google, I Know Everything”

  • Made from soft, breathable cotton

  • Ladies fitted cut for a flattering shape

  • Short sleeve, crew neck design

  • Professionally printed with long-lasting inks

  • Designed and printed in the UK

  • Perfect for birthdays, Christmas or everyday laughs

🎁 Perfect For

  • Fun & quirky gift ideas

  • Birthday and Christmas presents

  • Women who love witty humour

  • Casual, everyday wear

  • Friends, mums, sisters & colleagues

🧺 Care Instructions

  • Machine wash inside out at 30°C

  • Iron on reverse side only

  • Do not bleach

  • Do not tumble dry

📦 Order & Dispatch Information

  • Made to order in the UK

  • Dispatched within 24–48 hours of cleared payment

  • Sent via Royal Mail 48 Tracked or courier (depending on size)

  • Next-Day Delivery available via Royal Mail Special Delivery

✨ Why You’ll Love It

Each T-shirt is crafted with care by Sweet Tops, using premium fabrics and fade-resistant inks for lasting comfort and quality. It’s more than a slogan tee – it’s a fun statement piece that always gets a laugh!

🔁 Returns Policy

  • Personalised or custom-made items are non-returnable unless faulty

  • Please check sizing carefully before ordering

  • Non-personalised items must be unworn, returned within 30 days, and return postage paid by the buyer (unless faulty)

💁‍♀️ Be bold, be funny, and show everyone you really do know everything – with this “I Don’t Need Google” Inspired Ladies T-Shirt, the perfect gift for clever, confident women everywhere! 💡👕✨

A great quality t-shirt that would make the perfect gift

Item Specification:
100% cotton
Weight: 145 gsm

We have a passion to provide you with the best quality garments. We do this by continually evolving to provide you with a high-quality product by using the latest technology from colour profiling to using the latest direct to garment printing systems and software.

Size S M L XL XXL 3XL
Chest (to fit): 6 6/8 10 12/14 14/16

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Processing & Delivery Times

For ‘Pre-Designed Toppers’ & ‘Create Your Own’

Once payment has cleared please allow up to 24 for us to apply your custom options and print your image. We will post your cake topper as soon as possible. You will usually receive your item within 2 working days of ordering including processing time.

The turnaround time may be subject to change based on demand. If we believe the processing time will be more than 24 hours or during annual leave, holidays or postal strikes then we will inform you. You will still be able to place you order but please be aware of this.

For Custom Designs

If we have discussed a specific design, please allow us up to 7 days to provide you with a ‘finished’ image for your approval. Although it usually is much shorter turnaround for custom designs times. Once you have approved the design we will print and ship you cake topper.

***PLEASE NOTE***

When the images are printed out onto icing sheets, the colour may not be exactly the same as the original. It tends to be a few shades different, but not usually that noticeable. We use the best software and printers along with colour profiling, our icing sheets are of the highest quality and our customers always comment on high print quality compared to other vendors they have used in the past.

It also depends on the quality of the original image. All of the images that we provide are high resolution, and you can tell the difference. If it looks low, quality, pixelated or blurred on the screen then imagine what this will look like on your cake or treats please bear this in mind if you are shopping around.

If you are sending us a photo / image then the better quality (the higher resolution) you can provide, the clearer and crisp the image will be. We are not responsible for any poor quality photos / images that are sent to us, we will do our best to charge the colours and brightness of the image to get the best print results but we are not able to make images clearer. And we do not offer refunds based simply on the fact you don’t like it because you’ve chose to a small / poor quality picture.

Delivery

United Kingdom

Standard Delivery (1st Class) FREE OF CHARGE. Please allow 1 – 2 working days for delivery – There is no tracking number provided with this service.

Registered Delivery (Royal Mail 1st Class Recorded) £2.50 Please allow 1 – 2 working days for delivery – Tracking number provided

Express Delivery (Special Delivery) £7.50 Next working day by 1pm and will require a signature upon arrival – Tracking number provided

Please note the cut off time for Special Deliveries is 2pm

World Wide

Standard Delivery £3.50 Please allow 5 – 7 working days for delivery – There is no tracking number provided

For any questions regarding processing and shipping times, please send us a message and we will get back to you as quickly as possible.

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